Help, help, and help

[Kevin]

Really? I have an unlicensed nuclear accelerator. Now get lost! mumble .
. . halfway around the world . . . mumble, mumble . . . surrounded by idiots
. . . mumble, splutter!

I have a very serious alcohol and narcotics addiction problems. I am not
able to use my computer properly. How do I find where all the keys are
on my keyboard? Oh! my crystal ball is on the blink. Oh, hang on,
if I strain really hard (I shouldn't really, it gives me a migraine).
Help, help, and help!!!

[francis.gerard]

I have a very serious alcohol and narcotics addiction problems. I am not
able to use my computer properly. How do I find where all the keys are
on my keyboard? Oh! my crystal ball is on the blink. Oh, hang on,
if I strain really hard (I shouldn't really, it gives me a migraine).

hey!
aren't you that freaky fortune teller in harry potter who reads tea leaves?

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francis

[Will Denny]

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"Miss Perspicacia Tick" <***@lancre.dw> wrote in message news:***@fe48.usenetserver.com...
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| I have a very serious alcohol and narcotics addiction problems. I am not
| able to use my computer properly. How do I find where all the keys are
| on my keyboard? Oh! my crystal ball is on the blink. Oh, hang on,
| if I strain really hard (I shouldn't really, it gives me a migraine).
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| Help, help, and help!!!
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[Miss Perspicacia Tick]

Post by Will Denny
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Thanks Will - it's appreciated.

[Raoul]

Why not get off drugs and set a good example?

I have a very serious alcohol and narcotics addiction problems. I am not
able to use my computer properly. How do I find where all the keys are
on my keyboard? Oh! my crystal ball is on the blink. Oh, hang on,
if I strain really hard (I shouldn't really, it gives me a migraine).
Help, help, and help!!!